We've made it an entire decade since our graduation. Come celebrate with us! Get your ticket for our THS Ten Year today.
Today's joke is another top ten list. Here are the top ten reasons to make it to our reunion.
10. You've not thought about getting into shape since graduation.
9. You want to try to dance one more time before your next hip replacement.
8. You want to squash 10 years of rumors about you...and possibly start new and better ones.
7. The reunion committee will NOT stop contacting until you do show.
6. You don't have to ask for the keys to the family car or sneak out a window to be with your friends.
5. You can feel better knowing you're not the only who's been married or divorced.
4. To see what color the girls' hair is now and to see how many of the guys still have hair.
3. There will be no swimsuit competition.
2. You don't have to lie about your age. We know how old you are.
And the NUMBER ONE reason to attend your 10th class reunion is:
1. You can re-connect with old friends, make connections with new friends, and re-capture the joys of youth. The reunion won't be the same without you.
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